Manual transmission

Monday, I met up with my sec sch friends at lot 1. We kinda did some catching up and then one of them decided to get some beer and headed down to my condo’s swimming pool to chill.
We were talking and one of my friend mentioned that he had parked his company van over at my house because its free. He said he will not use it till next week.
I then casually said “lend me la” and he handed me the key. Coooooool.
It belongs to an event company where I had worked in once.
Manual transmission is so damn fun. Ok well I’ve stalled engine for a couple of times but hey it is still fun.

Uh. This is just a random quick post. Haha anyway if anyone wanna supper lets goooooo I have the van till Sunday night !

dafuq?

well so there i was, sending my gf home after dinner. When i got off the lift, there was a zebra crossing nearby. The taxi was near it but it wasnt moving at first.

I took my time to cross the zebra crossing and well the taxi HAS TO WAIT. I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. After i crossed it, he rev-ed his engine and accelerated past me. He turned and gave me the deadlier-than-audrey death stare.

SMLJ???

Hello uncle zebra crossing is like that one. U cannot wait is it?

well u are bloody heng cause i didnt check out ur car plate.

zzz end of rant.

oh and on a side note………….

Origins of vday

Long time ago in whatever angmo country. There was a war going on and the king or govt  banned marriage so the dudes can go fight war instead of finding a hole to screw.
st Valentines was damn guailan so he continued to marry couples.
Authorities found out and killed him on Feb 14.

Well happy Valentines everyone

Ugly Singaporeans.

DIS-FUCKING-CLAIMER: THIS POST IS FUCKING FILLED WITH ANGER AND SOME PROFANITIES. IF YOU STILL BELIEVE THAT HOLDING HANDS WILL GET UR PARTNER PREGNANT, SKIP THIS POST RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.

And.. No. I do not mean fugly people.

I mean people with ugly characters.. or rather, manners. I get such crap from such idiots every morning when i take the train to school. Seriously please, if you are taking the train, fucking grow a brain and stop thinking that the world revolves around you. When you’re in the train, MOVE THE FK IN!! Others are rushing to work too yo.

This is a typical empty area near the doors

Its pretty much idiot proof. We wait behind the red lines with the arrows pointing towards the door. Its bloody obvious that whoever wants to get in, WAIT behind the red line so that the poor cramped up dudes in the aircon-less train can get the fk out. YES. Green arrow means PEOPLE-WANT-TO-GET-OUT.

WHY THE HELL ARE U STANDING THERE HUH AUNTY BLUE?! THE ARROW ISNT POINTING TO THE SPOT WHERE EVERYONE STANDS ASIDE JUST FOR U TO STAND. Are you.. dumb? Are you dumb are you dumb? YES. YOU ARE DUMB.

Wah this is beyond words. The area was empty because mrt had just left and i couldnt squeeze in. Alright i was minding my own business there. The place.. i repeat .. IS FKING EMPTY. Aunty Blue was standing behind me and then decided that the air behind me wasnt nice enough so she simply sidestepped and stood infront of me, which, of cos, is NOT BEHIND THE RED LINE. The place is empty leh. Dont kiasu until like that can? Even if you miss a train, your vagina wouldnt stretch so much your womb will drop out ok? ok no link but just dulan.

 

Ok just when i thought i can finally get into the damn train…

Note : the black dot in the middle is the pole where every little bitch simply hugs it.

Alright so i was behind mr uncle red and he took a step into the train. ONE bloody golden step. And then he turns around. THERE’s alot of space behind him! I believe 4-5 people could move there. Can you imagine ? i was behind him and he took a step in and i thought he would move more .. In the end he face me and he would’ve kissed my nipples if i took another step in. Uncle red, dont give me ur irritated face when i used my bag to push ur little tiny sweaty body aside ok?

 

Seriously people. Why are you so kiasu and kanchiong? We all need some simple rules and ALL WILL BE FINE. Stay BEHIND the red line, let the idiots get out first before going in. DONT WORRY. If you let them come out, u will be able to go in. This is not LRT ok? MRT is manned one. Next, if you are in, MOVE IN. It doesnt matter if you are getting off at the next stop or not. GET THE FK IN so others can at least step into the train.

We can always blame it on the uneducated previous generation but if everyone, young or old, learns to think for others instead of their own little tiny pathetic self, then the transport system wouldnt be as bad as it is currently.

This is Singa the courtesy lion. Please remember this logo the next time u wanna cut queue and be a retard at the door.

Red patches

I have people asking me every now and then if I am sunburnt. I have no idea why, but ever since army, my face had developed this shitty skin condition.
It gets dry and flakey and it looks bloody gross. That’s why I will always try and rub alittle here and there so the flakes will fall off. Sometimes .. More usual than normal, my skin would turn red.
So there was once I thought of ignoring it. Didn’t work. There’s a higher chance for NASA to find life on mars than flakes not appearing on my face. I’ve thought of visiting a dermatologist to see wtf is wrong with my golden face but procrastination can be a real bitch sometime. And so far, that bitch is still pretty much dominant over my life haha.

So there ya go. Now u know. And I think I should sue the military! Maybe I can get some monetary compensation and relax for the rest of my life haha!

Relationship

What is it about being in a relationship? If i have a gf, do i OWN her? Can i control her?

When 2 entities get together to form a relationship, neither of them actually gain another.I’d probably believed in using emotional blackmail previously when i was alot younger to get what i want. For example, if i dont want my gf to head out with another guy i will whine and emo and even go angry. If my gf at that time wants me to stop feeling this way, she would not go out with that guy. It was my negative emotion vs the want/need to head out with another guy. I usually win. The downside of this was that it stresses the gf. She would take it that i was being emotional and pretty much immature.

Now that im older, what i would’ve done is to actually address the matter to my gf, let her know how i would feel, and then discuss about it and stuff. If she still wants to go then well thats her choice. I dont own her anyway. Right?

I used to say this, No Trust No Relationship. Thats the basic foundation of a relationship. Well yea that works hand in hand with respect as well. Without this 2, no proper relationship can be formed!

Remember, no one OWNS another. If you want things to work, base it on trust and respect. If it doesnt work, seriously, whats the point of using negative emotions? If the girl/guy wants to 偷吃, no matter what, he/she will still do it. If your significant other automatically avoids heading out with another of the opposite sex just so to prevent the small little chance of misleading that person, wouldnt it be alot better as compared to one who doesnt go out just so to pacify your whines and cries?

Well all these are just part of my thoughts and opinions, of cos, you can have your own too

And this is my blog la. if u dont like, just FO. hahaha

Its been awhile.

Its been awhile since i’ve posted anything.

There is no excuse.

I was lazy and i didnt feel like making the effort to continue this.

Why am i back? I dont know. I feel that i need this space to post rants and stuff. Doubt anyone is following this anymore so wtheck. haha!

Gonna wear my number 4 in 11 more days. Oh god. Can i still fit into it?
Pulled out my gears from under the bed and everything was so fking dusty. Thank god i only have to go back for battalion day and briefing for the april ICT which i believe, should be able to defer.

*shrugs*.

Oh garmen garmen. My exams start on the 4th. Abit stupid to ask me to go for 2 weeks ICT which ends on the 28th right?

给个活路好吗？

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Day 1 – Bugger off naysayers!

Early in the morning send parents to the airpork airport and reached home at around 7. Lazed around for a bit then i realized that i need to get my “fuckable body supplies”, quoted by Cynthia.

Walked around NTUC then i cannot find broccoli leh! I see your basket but wtf are u!?

I walked around and more or less i already have my shopping list in mind. I wanna buy chicken 胸, broccoli, carrot and green tea. Grabbed the chicken boob and headed off to get carrots. Just anyhow choose only haha. Then.. i saw a few idiots aunties around the broccoli area. Thought got chance sia.. then i saw this…

Nairmind. I went to the the weighing station to weigh the carrots and i saw a basket of 6 broccoli. Then weighing station queen said that the other slaves are packing the broccoli and said that i could just take some from that basket which is clearly someone else’s.

阿我们每天都有新的， 很新鲜的！.

Rubbish. Arbo u will say “All this look crappy. We sell yesterday’s leftovers” meh?

Anyway i quickly stealthily ninja-ed some and faster got her to weigh.. Once done i headed to look for my green tea.. A few meters away i could hear an aunty from afar asking the weigh station queen where her broccoli are

Audrey calls this 尖茶 and it would hurt to drink it because it is sharp. Kw insist that 煎茶不是绿茶. Kw .. just look. JUST look only. HAHAH

I think quite cheap sia. Everything plus the green tea only $14+. Thats like .. a few meals. Maybe one whole day or more meals leh!.

Headed to the gym to train and it was so shiok to train alone then suddenly an aunty came(literally arrived. not… u know…). I was minding my own business but it felt weird… then i turned and saw from the corner of my eye that the aunty was looking at me train.

EH AUNTY. 很奇怪的FEE令leh!!

Trained for an hour and then i went home to prepare my food. My sister saw me preparing and was like “WAH U SURE ANOT. 1 WEEK ONLY NO USE DE LA. AND U SURE CANNOT TAHAN ONE”

fuck u. u one week later come back from Austrailia u will just rape me while im asleep ok? i will have chest bigger than yours and muscle bigger than ur head.

Everything nicely cut up here. Ready for the hot spring.

Mini KKK said that 1 whole carrot and 1 whole broccoli abit too much. So i halved the vegs. Now this 1 portion is half broccoli, half carrot , half 鸡奶胸.

减肥火锅！soup base : 清淡的白开水 ! woo hoo *claps*

See liao hungry right! Yum yum!

End off with a beverage of Green Tea Machiato.

Ok so my diet plan would be like this. Morning = Cereal. Then 12noon, 3pm, 6pm, 9pm all eat like this. 5 small meals per day. That would keep my body working all day to digest food. And also, morning gym, afternoon swim.

HAHA i know there are naysayers out there. People around who dont believe that it will work. I dunno if it will work either. But i am willing to try. Try and discourage me again and u will end up like this bitch.

This magnet committed suicide and died. I angrily ripped off its head. 不要惹我！